For two years I’ve been lying
On my couch and watched TV
For two years I’ve been wondering
what the [bad word] was wrong with me
For two years I’ve been drinking
40 beers a day
For two years I’ve been [bad word] But now it is today

For two years I’ve been thinking
that everything was gone
for two years I’ve been missing
missing all the fun
For two years I’ve been popping
40 pills a day
For two years I’ve been stoned
But now it is today

For two years I’ve been selling
Everything I need
For two years I’ve been wasting
wasting all my seed.
For two years I’ve been thinking
Thoughts I’ll never say
For two years I’ve been missing
But now it is today

For two years I’ve been calling
To say that I don’t care
For two years I have feared
The fact that I am scared
For two years I’ve been writing
Songs I’ll never play
For two years I’ve been crying
But now it is today   

For two years I’ve been thinking
That I was alone
For two years I’ve been jumping
On my telephone
For two years I’ve been reading
20 lines a day
For two years I’ve been cheating
But now it is today

For two years I’ve been humble
To the smiles that I could see
For two years I’ve been dreaming
That you were here with me
For two years I’ve been smoking
40 cigs a day
for two years I’ve been crying
but now it is today

For two years I’ve been lifting
700 pounds
For two years I’ve been throwing
Furniture around 
For two years I’ve been looking
but everything was grey
For two years I’ve been crying
But now it is today

For two years I’ve been waiting
On a train that won’t arrive
For two years I’ve been hoping
It wouldn’t [bad word] five
For two years I’ve been puking
in each and every way
For two years I’ve been sick
But now it is today