Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Baby if I act like that, 
that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, 
I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy, revolution pain 
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies 
and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Baby if I act like that, 
that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, 
I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, 
flipping my blonde hair (back)
Push up my bra like that, 
I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see (c'mon)
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they (pooh) up my hair

Baby if I act like that, 
that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, 
I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, 
flipping my blonde hair
Push up my bra like that, 
I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(Do ya thing, I like this, like this, like this)

Pretty will you *** me girl, 
silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, 
stupid girl!
Pretty would u *** me girl,
silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, 
stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, 
flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, 
stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, 
that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, 
I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, 
flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, 
I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, 
I totally had more that 300 calories
That was so not y, no
Good one, can I borrow that?