"Sing!"

See I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing

What I couldn't do was...
...Sing!
I have trouble with a...
..Note.
It goes all around my...
..Throat.
It's a terrifying...
...Thing.

See, I really couldn't hear

Which not was lower or was...
...Higher
If someone says, "Let's start a...
...Choir

Hey, when I begin to...
...Squeak.
It's a cross between a...
...Shreik.
And a quiver or a...
..Moan.
It's a little like a...
...Croak.
Or the record player...
...Broke.
What its doesn't have is...
...Tone.

Oh I know you're thinking

What a crazy...
...Dingaling.
But I really couldn't...
...Sing.
I could never really...
...Sing.
What I couldn't do was...
...Sing!

Three blind mice.
Three blind mice.

[Spoken]

It isn't intentional...

He's doing his best,

Jingle bells, jingle bells...
Jingle bells, jingle bells...

[Spoken]
It really blows my mind
he gets depressed

But what I lack in pitch I sure

Make up in...
...Power.

And all my friends say I am
Perfect for the
Shower.

Still,
I'm terrific at a...
...Dance.
Guys [bad word]  in their...
...Pants.
I'm a birdie on the...
...Wing
But when I begin to...
...Chirp.
They say, "who's the little...
...Twerp
...Goin' 'pong' instead of...
...Ping.

And when [bad word] and
All my friends go...
Caroling,

It is so dishearten...
...-Ning.
It is so disquiet...
...-Ting.
It is so discourag...
...-Ging
Darling, please stop answer...
..-Ring!

See, I really couldn't...
...Sing.
I could never really...
...Sing.
What I couldn't do was...

Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do

Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do

La

La...

La

La...

Sing, sing

Sing a sing a sing sing

Sing, sing

Sing, Sing

...Sing.

Sing!