I'll start this off without any words 
 I got so high that I scratched 'till I bled 

 I love myself better than you 
 I know it's wrong so what should I do? 

 The finest day that I ever had 
 Was when I learned to cry [bad word] 

 I love myself better than you 
 I know it's wrong so what should I do? 
 I'm on a plain 
 I [bad word] 
 I'm on a plain 

 My mother died every night 
 It's safe to say, don't quote me on that 

 I love myself better than you 
 I know it's wrong so what should I do? 

 The black sheep got blackmailed again 
 Forgot to put on the zip code 

 I love myself better than you 
 I know it's wrong so what should I do? 

 I'm on a plain 
 I [bad word] 
 I'm on a plain 

 Somewhere I have heard this before 
 In a dream of memory restored (Alt: In a dream my memory has stored) 
 As a defense I'm neutered and spayed 
 What the [bad word] am I trying to say? 

 It is now time to make it unclear 
 To write off lines that don't make sense 

 I love myself better than you 
 I know it's wrong so what should I do? 

 And one more special message to go 
 And then I'm done, then I can go home 

 I love myself better than you 
 I know it's wrong so what should I do? 

 I'm on a plain 
 I [bad word]