Me and my dog really get along

 She don`t howl when I`m screamin` my songs

 I cuss, I drink, I lie, I spit,

 Guess I really don`t give a [bad word] 
 Broken and ugly yes I am

 Still I feel good divin` in Mama

 [bad word]  again- odelay

 Down in Alabama where I`m wanted in jail

 I`m a little nervous in the Bible belt

 I`m broke I`m smoked out and passed out on the bar

 Then I took all the money and your grandma`s car

 Broken and ugly yes I am

 Still I look good divin` in Mama

 [bad word]  again- Odelay

 Do what ya do say what ya say

 Don`t waste no time on yesterdays

 Cash in your ticket to ride

 Don`t let them talk you into walkin`

 Into no one else`s shoes

 Don`t be no sucker in line