[bad word]  
Nice guys finish last, That's 
Why I'll treat you like trash, It's 
Not what I really wanna do. 
But, you only date bad guys so, 
I'll give it my best try to, 
Treat you the way you want me to. 

VERSE 1: 
I never open a door, 
Or pull out a chair. 
You can tell me how your day was
But I don't really care. 
And if you ever get cold, 
You'll just have to hack it, 
Cause I'd be cold too 
If I gave you my jacket. 
Like WHOA, 
You ain't sittin' up front, 
Front is for the homies 
You can sit in the [bad word]  
I never answer my phone, 
Whenever you call it 
And when the waiter brings the bill
I never reach for my wallet. 

 [bad word]  

VERSE 2: 
And I'm-a BEAT you! 
At [bad word] 
Going out with the girls
You better get my permission.
Wait no, I take that back, you can't go,
House is on tonight
And that's my favorite show!
Do I look fat in this dress?
 [bad word] yeah you do! 
Wait lemme speak your language
Cows go Moo! Moo Moo Moo MOO! 

 [bad word] 

But behind the scenes,
She means the world to me,
I wanna tell her that she's beautiful,
And show her that she's a love.
But then how when she's scared,
Tell her how much I care.
But that won't win her heart BECAUSE!!!

 [bad word]