I'm so suck,
I'm not funny,
I don't entertain tweens,
Cause I'm not f*cking dizknee.

I'm so lame,
I'm so sh*t,
If size really does matter,
Then fist f*ck their [bad word] 

Oh I'm so sorry,
Did that offend you?
I make out with dead babies,
After drowning them in poo poo.

I'm just your slave,
What do you demand?
Would you like me to please you?
With my mouth or my hand?

I'm so suck,
I'm not funny,
Let me whip out my [bad word] 
And molest a little bunny.

We're sorry, this video has been
censored due to all the [bad word] parents out there who have no
f*cking clue what their kids are watching online.
Go f*ck a nice day.

I'm so lame,
I'm so sh*t,
Bend over and f*ck me,
As I lick your f*cking [bad word] 

Cry me a river,
I don't entertain?
Let me rip your f*cking eyes out,
& skull f*ck your brain.

[angry rant]

Did he insult his fans?
He must not give a f*ck.
This guys so f*cking badass,
I'll subscribe & wish him luck.

Oh wait he actually loves them,
His real friends can take a joke,
For all of those who can't,
On this sh*t I hope you choke,

UNSUBSCRIBE
UNSUBSCRIBE
UNSUBSCRIBE
HO HOOOOOOO

If you don't like my videos,
Go butt rape a chocobooo,

UNSUBSCRIBE
UNSUBSCRIBE
UNSUBSCRIBE
HE HEEEEEEE

If you don't like my videos,
THEN DON'T SUBSCIBE ME

I'll never pretend,
That your sh*t I like to take,
If you want a YouTube b*tch,
Go sub a f*cking fake.

So I'm so suck,
I'm so lame,
I'm so Onision,
And if you can't deal with that,
you know exactly what to do.