"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope" (spoken by Princess Leia)

 Her name was Leia
 She was a princess
 With a danish on each ear
 And Darth Vader drawing near
 So R2-D2
 Found Ben Kenobi
 He'd have to put the Death Star plans
 Into the rebellion's hands
 So Luke and Obi-Wan
 Had to get to Alderaan
 So they stopped into Mos Eisley to have a drink with Han

 [bad word] 
 at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
 The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
 Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
 Music and blasters
 And old Jedi masters
 At the Star Wars....

 His name was Solo
 He was a pilot
 With a blaster at his side
 And a smile 12 parsecs wide
 There with Chewbacca
 He was a wookie
 They met with Luke and Obi-Wan
 About the Millenium Falcon
 Docking bay ninety-four
 Stormtroopers at the door
 With a flash of Ben's light-saber, now there's an arm on the floor

 (REPEAT [bad word] 

 "Mos Eisley spaceport...you will never find the more wretched hive
 of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." (spoken by Ben Kenobi)

 His name was Yoda
 He was a muppet
 Darth Vader was so bad
 And by the way, he's Luke's dad
 Luke kissed his sister
 His hand got cut-off
 In that galaxy far, far away
 Luke has had a lousy day
 Boba Fett was so mean
 Jabba had bad hygiene
 Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine

 (REPEAT [bad word] 

 "The force will be with you...always." (spoken by Ben)